I Scratched My Arse With This Pen

Having your pen stolen is one of the most annoying things in the world. 

Reduce the risk of pen thieving with this black ballpoint pen engraved with the words "I scratched my arse with this pen". 

Though you haven't specified if it was cheek or hole, let them be the judge. Filthy thieving scum bags. 

• Great for the office
• Deluxe black and silver metal clicker pen with black ink.
• Comes in a velvet presentation pouch.
• Save money on buying new pens
• Have a laugh