Tradies are a special breed, with their own special language. So they should probably have their own pen pack, like this hi-viz bad boy that features shmicko stainless steel pens with tradie language engraved in the barrel and quality black German ink.
- WE'RE NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS
 
- THAT'S OUT BY A BEE'S DICK
 
- RECKON IT'S TIME FOR A SMOKO?
 
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CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH
 
- NOT MY FUCKIN' JOB