Because talking is cancelled.
These socks are for the man who woke up tired, stayed grumpy, and is now fully committed to being left the fuck alone. Crafted from a blend of cotton, sarcasm, and deadpan silence, they’re the perfect footnote to a personality that’s done with everyone’s shit.
Whether you’re at home, at work, or just silently judging people from the couch, these socks say exactly what your face is already screaming. No eye contact required.
Soft. Stretchy. Socially unavailable.
Wash cold. Wear often. Respond to nothing.
