For the walking red flag with great taste in footwear.
These socks aren’t here to make friends. They’re here to let the world know that if it breathes, talks, chews too loud, or exists within a 5km radius — you fucking hate it. Every last one of the stupid, clueless, oxygen-wasting fucksticks.
Knitted with premium cotton and pure contempt, they’re the perfect gift for the permanently pissed-off, the socially allergic, and anyone one passive-aggressive sigh away from throwing a toaster through a window.
Snug fit. Shit mood. No apologies.
Machine washable. Wear with boots and a sneer.
Not recommended for school runs, HR meetings, or court appearances.
