For when empathy just… misses.
This ceramic coaster is for those near-miss moments when you almost gave a shit—but then remembered who you are. Featuring raised UV accents and the emotional range of a brick wall with WiFi, it’s the perfect surface for your drink and your deadpan indifference.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, wine, or the tears of the overly dramatic, this glossy little square whispers, “Oops… never mind.”
✅ Catches spills, not feelings
✅ Raised UV finish for a subtle touch of sarcasm
✅ Looks great next to your give-a-fuck gauge (which is, of course, on E)
Because caring is exhausting—and overrated.
