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Kindly Fuck Off Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

 

Because sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off. This premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence. The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge.

Perfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Nana) is within earshot. Glossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive.

Far Kew Emporium Tip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.” ☕💋

Premium drink coaster details

  • 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster 
  • Premium raised gold finish.
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink

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