For the drinks, drips, and delusions of grandeur.
This isn’t just a coaster — it’s a tiny, shiny pedestal for your beverage and your ego. With elegant gold accents and a sweary little truth bomb front and center, it’s perfect for anyone who sips with style and swears with confidence.
Whether you’re hosting high tea or just drinking wine in your robe at 11am (no judgment), this coaster quietly — and fabulously — reminds everyone in the room who the real fucking delight is.
Classy. Sassy. Slightly inappropriate.
Wipe clean. Shine bright. Serve smug.
Pairs well with compliments and cocktails.
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