Leadership. But make it unhinged.
For the bold, the bossy, and the delightfully inappropriate—this ceramic coaster is your new power move. Featuring raised UV accents and more authority than your passive-aggressive manager, it proudly declares your status as the unfiltered overlord of chaos.
Perfect for your desk, your throne, or wherever you reign over the beautiful mess you call “your people.”
✅ Durable ceramic for long-term domination
✅ Raised UV lettering so there’s no confusion
✅ Matches perfectly with barking orders and eye rolls
Because behind every group of fucking fucks… is one glorious fucker keeping the whole damn thing from imploding. Probably. Maybe. Whatever—you’re still in charge.
