Gold accents. Zero chill.
Introducing the ultimate piece of home décor advice you didn’t know you needed: the “Calm Your Tits” ceramic coaster. Whether your wine glass is sweating or your friend is, this shiny little square is here to soak up the drama and the condensation.
Crafted from durable ceramic and finished with a hint of metallic gold sass, it’s perfect for your coffee table, desk, or passive-aggressively placed under your mother-in-law’s tea.
✅ Protects surfaces
✅ Delivers attitude
✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)
Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.
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