Not the best. Not the worst. Just comfortably sitting somewhere in the middle, doing the absolute bare minimum and somehow still getting away with it.
This mug is for the grumpy bastard who doesn’t need praise, awards or a bloody trophy. They’re perfectly happy beingadequate with attitude.
Perfect for the person who occasionally exceeds expectations, frequently questions everyone’s decisions and considers “I did my best” to be a perfectly acceptable excuse.
Fill it with coffee and embrace your mediocrity.
You’re not the world’s greatest bastard. But congratulations — you’re definitely the world’s okayest. ☕😏
