Grumpy Fuckers Club - Lifetime Member Card

Finally, a card that perfectly sums up that one cranky bastard in your life. You know the type — hates fun, complains about everything, and thinks “back in my day” is a valid conversation starter. Whether it’s your dad, your mate, or your own reflection in the mirror, this card celebrates their permanent membership in the Grumpy Fuckers Club.

With a delightfully grouchy old bloke slapped on the front and the proud title “Lifetime Member” in bold, this isn’t just a card — it’s an official certificate of misery.

• Blank inside for you to scribble some half-arsed sentiment or just draw a middle finger
• Comes with an envelope, so you can deliver the attitude in style
• Printed on quality card stock sturdy enough to withstand being thrown across the room when they pretend they’re not amused

Perfect for birthdays, retirements, Father’s Day, or any day ending in “y” when you want to remind someone they’re a glorious, cranky old fuck.