Calm The Fuck Down Candle
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This has been a long time coming! The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.
Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give.
Seven delicious scents to choose from. L Size with new Rose Gold electroplated inner. Looks incredible once lit!
- Triple scented
- Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
- Up to 65 hours burning time
- Matte Black jar
- Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
- Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
- The perfect rude candle gift
Fragrances
Vanilla Caramel
A gorgeous sweet treat with buttery top notes and just a touch of saltiness rounded out with caramel, coconut, vanilla and creamy condensed milk.
French Pear
This variety of pear derives its name from the phrase Doyenne du Comice, meaning 'Top of the show', as they are often celebrated as the best pear variety. Originating in France, the fragrance is rich, juicy and meltingly smooth.
Top Notes: Orange, Cinnamon
Middle Notes: Clove, Green Pear
Base Notes: Coconut, Vanilla
Black Raspberry & Vanilla
Blackberries and raspberries head this alluring fragrance with pretty, white florals at its core, harmonised by resounding notes of creamy vanilla and luscious musk.
Coconut & Lime
The ultimate refresher. A tantalising fusion of fresh coconut, and lime and invigorating verbena soothed by luscious vanilla. An irresistible classic.
Strawberries & Champagne
A distinctive combination of ripe strawberries and raspberries with notes of champagne and roses.
Smell The Fucking Roses
Smells a lot like roses.
Cologne
Sexy and alluring, Cologne is a powerful, seductive scent which will send your senses into overdrive. A masculine aftershave type fragrance with sharp notes of bergamot and cedar wood, coupled with warm leather and musk base notes.
Japanese Honeysuckle
A sweet flowering vine with one of the most loved floral scents. Top notes of Mandarin and Pine needle, middle notes of Grape and Neroli and Base notes of Vanilla, Malt, Jasmine and Cedarwood
Tropical Coconut
A fresh, fruity combination of papaya, mango, lime and watermelon combined with the essential tropical note of coconut.
Spiced Citrus, Leather & Wood
A luxurious masculine aroma headlining blood orange and the spice of nutmeg and clove with a bold leather and woody base.
Watermelon
Top Notes: Honeydew, Grapefruit
Middle Notes: Watermelon, Hibiscus
Base Notes: Vanilla, Musk
This has been a long time coming! The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.
Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give.
Seven delicious scents to choose from. L Size with new Rose Gold electroplated inner. Looks incredible once lit!
- Triple scented
- Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
- Up to 65 hours burning time
- Matte Black jar
- Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
- Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
- The perfect rude candle gift
Fragrances
Vanilla Caramel
A gorgeous sweet treat with buttery top notes and just a touch of saltiness rounded out with caramel, coconut, vanilla and creamy condensed milk.
French Pear
This variety of pear derives its name from the phrase Doyenne du Comice, meaning 'Top of the show', as they are often celebrated as the best pear variety. Originating in France, the fragrance is rich, juicy and meltingly smooth.
Top Notes: Orange, Cinnamon
Middle Notes: Clove, Green Pear
Base Notes: Coconut, Vanilla
Black Raspberry & Vanilla
Blackberries and raspberries head this alluring fragrance with pretty, white florals at its core, harmonised by resounding notes of creamy vanilla and luscious musk.
Coconut & Lime
The ultimate refresher. A tantalising fusion of fresh coconut, and lime and invigorating verbena soothed by luscious vanilla. An irresistible classic.
Strawberries & Champagne
A distinctive combination of ripe strawberries and raspberries with notes of champagne and roses.
Smell The Fucking Roses
Smells a lot like roses.
Cologne
Sexy and alluring, Cologne is a powerful, seductive scent which will send your senses into overdrive. A masculine aftershave type fragrance with sharp notes of bergamot and cedar wood, coupled with warm leather and musk base notes.
Japanese Honeysuckle
A sweet flowering vine with one of the most loved floral scents. Top notes of Mandarin and Pine needle, middle notes of Grape and Neroli and Base notes of Vanilla, Malt, Jasmine and Cedarwood
Tropical Coconut
A fresh, fruity combination of papaya, mango, lime and watermelon combined with the essential tropical note of coconut.
Spiced Citrus, Leather & Wood
A luxurious masculine aroma headlining blood orange and the spice of nutmeg and clove with a bold leather and woody base.
Watermelon
Top Notes: Honeydew, Grapefruit
Middle Notes: Watermelon, Hibiscus
Base Notes: Vanilla, Musk
