If you've been looking for gifts that say, “I see you, I know you, and yes, this is all very inappropriate,” welcome toFar Kew Emporium. Here, we specialise in all the things you shouldn’t show your grandma. Our unapologetically cheeky collection isn’t for the faint-hearted.
If your giftee enjoys a little humour with their morning coffee, some sass in their stationery, or, say, a birthday card that’s way more than just ‘funny,’ you’ve come to the right place. Let’s dive in.
How to Choose a Christmas Gift Without Losing Your Mind
Shopping forChristmas gifts can be overwhelming, especially when you’re aiming for something both funny and memorable. Here are some pro tips to make the process easier.
Write a List
Start by listing everyone on your shopping list and jotting down their unique traits. Whether it’s thatbrainy friend or thecool aunt with the wicked sense of humour, having a cheat sheet on hand helps you get gifts that perfectly match each personality.
Budget
Set your budget early on so you can find great gifts without overspending. AtFar Kew Emporium, there’s something hilarious for every price range, fromgifts under $10 for a laugh to someclassy (and a bit more pricey) luxury items.
Shop the Sale Section
For even more value, check out thesale section, where you’ll find top-notch humour at discounted prices. If you’re a tight-arse at Christmas, we’ll help you snag funny and unique gifts without breaking the bank.
The Most Popular Gifts This Christmas
Want to be the star gift-giver this Christmas? Check out theitems everyone’s loving right now—ideal for anyone with a slightly wicked sense of humour.
Trending Gifts
From NSFW Tumblers to our cheeky T-Shirts, these gifts are trending for their unique, laugh-out-loud vibe. Perfect for friends and family who embrace sarcasm and wit.
1MY DOG AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU NOTEBOOK
What’s New
Looking for something fresh? Our new additions, like the “Grumpy Angels” from our notebooks collection, or our “Calm The Fuck Down” luxury candle from thedecor collection are guaranteed to bring a laugh (or two) this season.
This Year’s Best-Sellers
Not sure what to pick? Our best-sellers, like theI’m a Fucking Delight Range, are a surefire hit. These items are funny, edgy, and guaranteed to make an impression.
Your Christmas List Sorted - Our Top 10 Funny Christmas Gifts
Whether it’s family, friends, or that friend-of-a-friend you barely know, we’ve got uniquefunny Christmas gifts for everyone on your list.
1. For Your Mum
The perfect mum gift? Try our“MUMMA, MUMMY, MUM, BRUH” Mug. This mug makes a hilarious and practical gift for the mum who’s always got advice (whether you asked or not).
2. For Your Dad
Our Dad Joke Card Set is ideal for the dad who’s known for his puns and “classic” sense of humour. Practical yet hilarious.
3. For Your In-Laws
For in-laws with a sense of humour, ourUltimate Sweary Pen Packis the ultimate gift. It’s unexpected and great for adding a little flair to their stationery stash.
4. For Your Aunt
Wondering aboutChristmas gift ideas for aunts? OurFresh Out of Fucks Stationery pack is hilarious and perfect for the aunt who’s not a fan of small talk.
5. For Your Uncle
ForChristmas gifts for uncles, try theAre You Childish Mug, a cheeky nod to his years of wisdom (and sarcasm).
6. For Your Coworker
If you’re shopping for a colleague, our Funny Mouse Pads, like theYou’re Awesome, Keep That Shit Up option, make a perfect desk accessory. Funny and just a tad sassy.
7. For Your Boss
For the right boss, consider one of ourFUCKER-IN-CHARGE Pen Pack. It’s cheeky but semi-appropriate.
8. For a Friend
For a friend who “gets it,” our Duck You Figurine nails the vibe.
9. For a New Lover
Nothing breaks the ice like a game of“What Not To Say During Sex”. Not only is it wildly inappropriate for most first dates, but it’s also sure to be a conversation starter and maybe allow your new relationship to ‘flourish’. Full disclaimer: It may also be a disaster - humour pending.
10. For Your Bestie
For your bestie, ourPassive Aggressive Pen Pack is the ultimate inside joke gift—because no one understands each other’s stress quite like best friends.
What is the ‘5’ Gift Rule for Christmas?
If you’re sticking to the ‘5’ Gift Rule, here’s how it works. This approach helps you buy meaningful gifts that fall into these five categories:
1. Want
What does everyone want? More sleep.. Nothing says it better than our“Fuck Off, I'm Sleeping” nightshirt.They will thank you forever.
2. Need
Ok, we know it’s very practical (and before you suggest boring) we would like to recommend the perfect gift for something they ‘need’. A quirky notebook that says“My List of Shit That Needs to Get Done” will not only keep them organised, it will also leave them giggling every time they use it.
3. Wear
Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve, wear your mind on your t-shirt instead when you step out wearing our“Before You Hug Me, Don't” unisex t-shirt. It will hit all the right notes with humour and personality.
4. Read/Write
Choose one of our epic and hilariously witty notebooks to gift a loved one this Christmas. With slogans such as“I'm a Fucking Delight” our stationery collection is packed with humorous options for everyone.
5. Do
Give them something to do, or at least something to laugh at, with our range of hilarious games designed to keep them on their toes. It doesn’t need to be strategic, our How to F*cking Swear Around the World Cards will keep you guessing and have fellow players rolling on the floor in hysterics.
Creative and Unique Ways to Present Your Presents
You’ve chosen the perfect gift, so congratulations, the hard part is done. But now it is time for the finishing touches. Just because the recipient is an adult, doesn’t mean they can’t appreciate the joy in ripping open a nicely wrapped present. Think wrapping paper, ribbon and a card to top it off. It’s all about the presentation, with the extra flair to impress the recipient.
Wrap It Up
Ditch the ordinary wrapping and grab ourFunny Wrapping Paper, loaded with humour to make the packaging as memorable as the gift itself.
Stick a Bow on It
Top it off with a well-placed“Merry Fucking Christmas”ribbon for added effect, especially if it’s an “inappropriate” gift—they’ll never see it coming.
Say It with Love
Add a funny card to every present. Ourgreeting cards & Christmas cards add humour and warmth to every message.
Wrapping not your thing?It’s ok, it’s not for everyone. That’s why we give you the option togift-wrap your order so we can do it for you. Sounds amazing, right? We will wrap your gift in premium black wrapping paper or a gift box depending on the contents and finish it off with our signature ribbon.
