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Welcome to our terms and conditions. You'll likely get very bloody bored before you get to the end of this, but it's important to note a few things.

Some of our products in the "anonymous insults" section are designed to be sent as a joke. They are not to be sent to bully, harass, intimidate or cause anything more than a cheerful jab of light-hearted butthurt. 

We reserve the right to reject an order for any reason we see fit. Custom messages may also be rejected if we percieve them to be harmful, inappropriate or not fitting our intention of being a joke. 

By using our site you agree to indemnify Far Kew Emporium and all of our suppliers, affiliates, and any other company associated with the sale of our products from any liability or debt as a result of your purchase. 

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More fine print below 

FARKEWEMPORIUM.COM TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE

These terms and conditions of use ("Terms") are a binding contract between Far Kew Emporium ("Company" or "we"), owner of the website located at www.farkewemporium.com (the "Website" or "Site"), and you. Before using the Website, please read these Terms relating to your use of the site carefully. By using the site, you agree to be bound by these terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, you are not authorized to use the Site. Any information or services we provide to you on or through the Site is conditioned upon your acceptance, without modification, of these terms. 

The primary purpose of this Website is to sell novelty gift items. Far Kew Emporium reserves the right from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Site (or any part thereof). We will not be liable to you or any third party for any such modification, suspension or discontinuance.

OWNERSHIP OF THE WEBSITE

All elements of the site, including any images, captions, content, layout, navigation and design (the "Content"), are owned by Company or its licensors, and are protected by copyright, trademark, trade dress and other Australian and international laws or treaties relating to intellectual property. Except as explicitly permitted under these Terms or any applicable License Agreement, no portion or element of this Site or its content may be copied or retransmitted via any means, and all related rights shall remain the exclusive property of the Company.

PERMITTED USAGE

This Site is intended for use by persons who are at least 18 years old, and the Company does not knowingly solicit or accept personally identifiable information from users known to be under 18 years of age. By using the Site, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years old. Unless authorized by the Company in writing, you may not:

1. deep link or employ software or any automatic device, technology or algorithm, to "crawl," "scrape," search or monitor the Site and/or retrieve or copy Content or related information;
2. violate the mechanical restrictions of the Site, or bypass other measures employed to prevent or limit access to the Site or Content by hacking or other means;
3. copy, frame, redirect, or exploit the Site or any Content;
4. probe, scan, or test the vulnerability of the Site or of the network supporting the Site, or seek information on visitors to the Site or personal information of Site users;
5. use any device, software or routine that would interfere with the proper functioning of the Site, or any transaction conducted via the Site.
6. gather or use information, such as email addresses, available through the Site to transmit any unsolicited advertising, "junk mail," "spam," or "chain letters";
7. impersonate or misrepresent your affiliation with any person or entity;
8. use the Site in any way that violates any applicable local, state, national or international law, regulation, or statute (including export laws);
9. use an Image in a manner that is defamatory, pornographic or obscene, whether directly or in context or juxtaposition with specific subject matter or use an Image in any way that violates a depicted person's right of privacy or publicity, or infringing on any trade name, trademark or service mark;

The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to revoke your authorization to view or otherwise use the Images or any other Content and information available on the Site at any time and for any reason, with or without notice to you of such revocation, and you agree to immediately discontinue such use upon notice by the Company. Any improper use of the Content will be treated as copyright infringement and/or breach of contract and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

TRADEMARKS

You may not use the Company trademarks or service marks of Far Kew Emporium without its prior written consent.

LINKS

The Site may contain links to other websites and resources. You acknowledge and agree that Company is not responsible or liable for (i) the availability or accuracy of such sites or resources; or (ii) the content, advertising, or products or services on or available from such sites or resources. The inclusion of any link on the Site does not imply that we endorse the linked site. You use the links at your own risk. The Company's Privacy Policy and these Terms are applicable only to the Site.

INDEMNITY

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Company and its subsidiaries and affiliates and their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, and suppliers from any and all claims, demands, damages, costs and liabilities, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party arising out of your violation of the intellectual property rights of any third party, your use of the Site or the Site Content, and your violation of these Terms.

GENERAL DISCLAIMERS

Company gives no rights or warranties with respect to the use of names, trademarks, logos, registered or copyrighted designs or works of art depicted in any Image. Company has provided caption and other information for each Image to the best of its ability, but cannot be held responsible for erroneous or incomplete caption information. You should be aware that Content may include subject matter that may seem inappropriate, or text that could be potentially offensive. Content, including Images, is provided "as is." Company makes no representation or warranty, either express or implied, including but not limited to any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for any particular purpose, quality of Image, or compatibility with any computer hardware or other equipment, operating system or software program. Company makes no representation or warranties that your use of the site will be uninterrupted or error free. Use of this site is at your own risk.

No model releases or other releases exist on any Image unless the existence of such release is specified in writing by Company. If you are unsure whether additional third-party rights are needed for your use, you are responsible for consulting with competent rights management professionals or legal counsel.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

Under no circumstances will Company or the owner of the Images be liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect or punitive damages as a result of the use of this site or from your access or use of the Images and products on this site.

By using our website, you (the visitor) agree to allow third parties to process your IP address, in order to determine your location for the purpose of currency conversion. You also agree to have that currency stored in a session cookie in your browser (a temporary cookie which gets automatically removed when you close your browser). We do this in order for the selected currency to remain selected and consistent when browsing our website so that the prices can convert to your (the visitor) local currency.

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