{"product_id":"shit-happens-grumpy-angel-mug","title":"Shit Happens Grumpy Angel Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"4aec63ba-4b93-44a6-bbd6-7393ae753b58\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"133\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eLife is messy.\u003cbr data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"44\"\u003ePlans fall apart.\u003cbr data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"64\"\u003eCoffee gets cold.\u003cbr data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"84\"\u003eWi-Fi drops out five minutes before your meeting.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eShit happens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"181\"\u003eThankfully, so does coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eThis bright, bold mug features a delightfully calm little angel who's clearly seen some things and has reached the highest level of emotional maturity: accepting that chaos is just part of the job description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"483\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who's mastered the fine art of laughing instead of crying (most days).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dy35jy\" data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"521\"\u003e☕ Surviving Monday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pvwwby\" data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e💻 Technical difficulties and \"Have you tried turning it off and on again?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pime1p\" data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e🤦 Parenting, adulting, and unexpected plot twists.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"r6mdo4\" data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"721\"\u003e🎁 Friends who appreciate honesty more than inspirational quotes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"miegsg\" data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e🌈 Anyone who knows resilience looks a lot like caffeine and sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"934\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"807\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May inspire knowing nods from strangers, spontaneous laughter in the office kitchen, and the occasional \"I need one of those.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eBecause life isn't perfect... but your coffee can still be hot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e11oz Ceramic Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eGift Boxed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eGreat gift!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Far Kew Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49848119263484,"sku":"MUG-GA-SH","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2421\/5387\/files\/SHIT_HAPPENS.png?v=1784019205","url":"https:\/\/farkewemporium.com\/products\/shit-happens-grumpy-angel-mug","provider":"Far Kew Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}