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NEW! Send an anonymous dick to your friends or your enemies. 

We have hand selected some expertly crafted, artisan dicks, that are unmatched in quality and shock value.

Choose from our standard 5 inch dick, or upgrade to the incredibly realistic and veiny 7.5 inch dick and balls combo which looks incredible when stuck to your wall at home.

 

Your dick will be mailed in plain packaging with your choice of the message printed on a letter. NO trace of the sender will be included. Simply write the message in the notes. 

Suggestions include:

"Eat a Dick"

OR

"You're a Dick"

OR

"You're The World's Biggest Dick"

*** Note. This item is intended as a bit of light hearted fun. It is not designed to bully, harass or intimidate anybody. Even if they're a dick. 

For more info please consult our "Read The Fucking Fine Print" section.

If you require a different colour dick, we can source our shanks in either brown or black. Please email if you need a different colour. 

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Please allow 21 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

NEW! Send an anonymous dick to your friends or your enemies. 

We have hand selected some expertly crafted, artisan dicks, that are unmatched in quality and shock value.

Choose from our standard 5 inch dick, or upgrade to the incredibly realistic and veiny 7.5 inch dick and balls combo which looks incredible when stuck to your wall at home.

 

Your dick will be mailed in plain packaging with your choice of the message printed on a letter. NO trace of the sender will be included. Simply write the message in the notes. 

Suggestions include:

"Eat a Dick"

OR

"You're a Dick"

OR

"You're The World's Biggest Dick"

*** Note. This item is intended as a bit of light hearted fun. It is not designed to bully, harass or intimidate anybody. Even if they're a dick. 

For more info please consult our "Read The Fucking Fine Print" section.

If you require a different colour dick, we can source our shanks in either brown or black. Please email if you need a different colour. 

Shipping
This Item Ships to   
Delivery

Estimated between  and

Will usually ship within 1 business day.

   

Please allow 21 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

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