{"product_id":"just-shit-the-fuck-up-grumpy-angel-mug","title":"Just Shut The Fuck Up Grumpy Angel Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"4aec63ba-4b93-44a6-bbd6-7393ae753b58\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"36\" data-end=\"168\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNot every opinion needs to be shared.\u003cbr data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"76\"\u003eNot every meeting needs a brainstorm.\u003cbr data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"116\"\u003eAnd not every story needs a twenty-minute backstory.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eSometimes...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"210\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eJust shut the fuck up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eThis delightfully deadpan mug is for those who've mastered the art of smiling politely while internally screaming. Featuring an unimpressed, green-haired queen with oversized glasses and the patience of a saint that's hanging on by a thread, it's the perfect companion for coffee, tea, and silent judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"536\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"536\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lgovkx\" data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e☕ Surviving endless meetings that could've been an email.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gtcgmi\" data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e🙄 Listening to unsolicited life advice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nqkxmp\" data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e📞 Family group chats.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q0ej20\" data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e💻 Coworkers who love the sound of their own voice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1lzghru\" data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"797\"\u003e🎁 Your funniest friend with an elite level of resting \"don't test me\" face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eEvery sip is a gentle reminder that silence is golden... and sometimes absolutely necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause uncontrollable snort-laughs, awkward eye contact in the office kitchen, and suspiciously long pauses in conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1099\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003eFor those who believe coffee first... commentary never.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e11oz Ceramic Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eGift Boxed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eGreat gift!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Far Kew Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49849525371132,"sku":"MUG-GA-JSTFU","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2421\/5387\/files\/JUST_SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP_Mug_Mockup_Maker_square_copy_2.png?v=1784019684","url":"https:\/\/farkewemporium.com\/products\/just-shit-the-fuck-up-grumpy-angel-mug","provider":"Far Kew Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}