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Dear Kale

I cannot make friends with you. I just can’t.

I’ve tried eating you in salads, juicing you and making chips out of you.

Recently I had a “Super Food Salad” from a local cafe and got lock jaw halfway through. This shit is TOUGH!

The only reason this is a “super food” is because you will lose about nine kilos if you manage to eat a bowl of it. It will take you about three days and you will probably die of exhaustion before finishing.

Juicing kale is fruitless because you’ll need a whole bunch (not cheap) to get about 10ml. And it will make the rest of your juice taste like a forest.

Chips are just as painful because they disintegrate as soon as you put them near your mouth. If you are “lucky” you might get a few shards of crispy kale but you’ll need a bloody good vacuum cleaner to get it all off your floors. Pointless.

Super Food? Super Fuck You.

Ceramic mug, dishwasher safe.

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Dear Kale

I cannot make friends with you. I just can’t.

I’ve tried eating you in salads, juicing you and making chips out of you.

Recently I had a “Super Food Salad” from a local cafe and got lock jaw halfway through. This shit is TOUGH!

The only reason this is a “super food” is because you will lose about nine kilos if you manage to eat a bowl of it. It will take you about three days and you will probably die of exhaustion before finishing.

Juicing kale is fruitless because you’ll need a whole bunch (not cheap) to get about 10ml. And it will make the rest of your juice taste like a forest.

Chips are just as painful because they disintegrate as soon as you put them near your mouth. If you are “lucky” you might get a few shards of crispy kale but you’ll need a bloody good vacuum cleaner to get it all off your floors. Pointless.

Super Food? Super Fuck You.

Ceramic mug, dishwasher safe.

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Please allow 21 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

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