{"product_id":"fuckity-fuck-fuck-grumpy-angel-mug","title":"Fuckity Fuck Fuck Grumpy Angel Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-end=\"159\" data-start=\"32\"\u003eSome mornings call for mindfulness.\u003cbr data-end=\"70\" data-start=\"67\"\u003eSome mornings call for coffee.\u003cbr data-end=\"103\" data-start=\"100\"\u003eAnd some mornings can only be accurately described as...\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"185\" data-start=\"161\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"185\" data-start=\"161\"\u003e\"Fuckity Fuck Fuck.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"493\" data-start=\"187\"\u003eMeet the mug that says what you're thinking before you've had your first sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"493\" data-start=\"187\"\u003eFeaturing an adorably unbothered purple-haired queen with big glasses, a tiny heart, and absolutely zero emotional bandwidth, this mug is your daily reminder that you're doing your best—even if today is a complete dumpster fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"507\" data-start=\"495\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"508\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"528\" data-start=\"508\" data-section-id=\"lmqw0e\"\u003e☕ Monday mornings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"529\" data-section-id=\"1i8hckr\"\u003e📧 Opening your inbox.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"594\" data-start=\"554\" data-section-id=\"zc4ig\"\u003e💻 Zoom meetings with your camera off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"633\" data-start=\"595\" data-section-id=\"vf5aod\"\u003e🤯 Parenting, adulting, or existing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"634\" data-section-id=\"97z6p5\"\u003e🎁 That friend whose vocabulary gets more colourful before 9 a.m.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"786\" data-start=\"703\"\u003eWhether you're running on caffeine, sarcasm, or pure spite, this mug has your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"932\" data-start=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"800\" data-start=\"788\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause coworkers to laugh, friends to ask where you got it, and family members to quietly borrow it because it \"speaks to them.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"998\" data-start=\"934\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"998\" data-start=\"934\"\u003eBecause sometimes \"Live, Laugh, Love\" just doesn't cover it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz Ceramic Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift Boxed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift!\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Far Kew Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49846703423740,"sku":"MUG-GA-FFF","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2421\/5387\/files\/fuckityfuckfuck.png?v=1784018527","url":"https:\/\/farkewemporium.com\/products\/fuckity-fuck-fuck-grumpy-angel-mug","provider":"Far Kew Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}