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Calm The Fuck Down - Wood Wick Candle - Danube

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This has been a long time coming! The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.

Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give. 

Large size candle in black opaque glassware. 

  • Triple scented 
  • Soy wax, hand poured in the Yarra Valley
  • Up to 60 hours burning time
  • Matte Black jar 
  • Unique Wood Wick, gives that "crackly" sound
  • Size - 8.5cm diameter. Height - 10cm
  • Comes with a glass lid and gift box

Fragrances

Fiji Fomo

Everyone is in Fiji or some exotic island are you are not. You've deleted Facebook and Instagram from your phone because if you see one more smug fucking selfie you will stab yourself in the eye with a fork. 

Top Notes: Lime zest, lemon verbena

Middle Notes: Coconut, peach

Base Notes: Vanilla, buttermilk

Fuck It, I'm Stuffing My Face

Everything sucks and the entire world is being a giant cock. Treat yourself to a night on the couch with a bag of buttery, salted caramel popcorn and forget your woes for a mo.

Top Notes: Hazelnut, Sea Salt

Middle Notes: Crème Caramel, Candied Pecan

Base Notes: Tonka Bean, Condensed Milk

Knock On The Door & Die

You've run a hot bath, lit this candle and it smells like heaven. Roses, Champagne & Strawberries to be precise. There are strict instructions for peace, quiet and tranquillity. If anyone so much as dares to interrupt you, someone is going to get cut.

Top Notes: Raspberry, Leaf Green

Middle Notes: Champagne, Red Rose, Strawberry

Base Notes: Vanilla Bean, Hyacinth

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Please allow 21 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

This has been a long time coming! The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.

Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give. 

Large size candle in black opaque glassware. 

  • Triple scented 
  • Soy wax, hand poured in the Yarra Valley
  • Up to 60 hours burning time
  • Matte Black jar 
  • Unique Wood Wick, gives that "crackly" sound
  • Size - 8.5cm diameter. Height - 10cm
  • Comes with a glass lid and gift box

Fragrances

Fiji Fomo

Everyone is in Fiji or some exotic island are you are not. You've deleted Facebook and Instagram from your phone because if you see one more smug fucking selfie you will stab yourself in the eye with a fork. 

Top Notes: Lime zest, lemon verbena

Middle Notes: Coconut, peach

Base Notes: Vanilla, buttermilk

Fuck It, I'm Stuffing My Face

Everything sucks and the entire world is being a giant cock. Treat yourself to a night on the couch with a bag of buttery, salted caramel popcorn and forget your woes for a mo.

Top Notes: Hazelnut, Sea Salt

Middle Notes: Crème Caramel, Candied Pecan

Base Notes: Tonka Bean, Condensed Milk

Knock On The Door & Die

You've run a hot bath, lit this candle and it smells like heaven. Roses, Champagne & Strawberries to be precise. There are strict instructions for peace, quiet and tranquillity. If anyone so much as dares to interrupt you, someone is going to get cut.

Top Notes: Raspberry, Leaf Green

Middle Notes: Champagne, Red Rose, Strawberry

Base Notes: Vanilla Bean, Hyacinth

Shipping
This Item Ships to   
Delivery

Estimated between  and

Will usually ship within 1 business day.

   

Please allow 21 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

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