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500ml Don't Fucking Touch Me Hand Sanitiser

COVID-19 is spreading like wildfire. But we still need to have a laugh.

Impress your friends and save yourself from the apocalypse with these comedy hand sanitisers.

  • Kills 99.9% of germs!
  • 500ml
  • 75% alcohol
  • MSDS Approved

Ingredients: Ethyl Alcohol 75%, Water, Glycerin, Aloe Vera Gel, Honeysuckle Flower Extract, Astragalus Gummifer Root Extract, Cinnamomum Cassia Extract, Carbomer, Dmdm Hydantoin

Regretfully this item is available for Australia only, we cannot ship this size internationally. 

Please note these bottles have an expiration date of May 2023 and are being sold at a heavily reduced rate as a novelty item only. 

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